Irish cyclist Seán Kelly's legs, immediately after riding a stage in 1984's Tour de France.
After all, this is still a sport, and by that I mean it's not sissy stuff, y'all! I hate when people (mostly Americans) dismiss cycling, saying it's not a real sport. I beg to differ. I mean, it's a rare thing when a tiddlywinks board has an image like this in the aftermath:
Yes, that's what you think it is. Look at the tire, too. Yeah, that's a real sissy sport, folks.
So, I prefer to focus on the good aspects. After all, it's hard for someone as shallow as me to keep worrying about such things when we have these sorts of lovely images to behold...
For example...
Paolo Bettini. A lovely guy, whose team unfortunately had their bikes and some other equipment stolen when they stayed here in Reggio Emilia for our Cimurri Memorial race (a pretty big deal in these parts) last year. Sorry again, Paolo! (I'll give it back when I'm good and ready, okay?)
Gilberto Simoni - won the Giro d'Italia in 2001 and 2003. Pretty easy on the eyes, no?
Daniele Bennati - UCI Pro Team Liquigas
Ivan Basso - 2006 Giro d'Italia winner. Sadly, he admitted that he was considering doping, and was thus suspended from the sport for two years. He can resume this October. I hope he'll do it clean...
God bless the Polish national team... They've been at the mercy of a thousand photoshop contests, and borne the brunt of many a joke. My chief concern is that they have enough padding to do a proper tour! Thanks for the laugh, guys...
Oh, dear me... I forgot the eye candy! Here ya go, ladies...and I even kept it in theme!
Ride strong, Armstrong!
I'll leave on this note.
Ciao for now!
And then, occasionally, one has a wardrobe malfunction...
But at least the Americans started to give it a try - and God bless them, too! 1989, Greg LeMond became the first American to WIN the Tour de France! And then, just to be absolute pains in the tuckus, America sent Mr. Armstrong over to win in 1999. And 2000. And 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, and for a final time in 2005.
Tee hee.
Yeah, I know - Lance Armstrong is probably pretty passe these days, but I just don't care. Really.Tee hee.
Oh, dear me... I forgot the eye candy! Here ya go, ladies...and I even kept it in theme!
Ride strong, Armstrong!
I'll leave on this note.
Ciao for now!
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